Wednesday, 7 September 2016


guess who's back with a brand new rap, and I don't mean rap as in a new case of...

hey babies! long time no see huh?! I'm not going to lie, I wasn't sure if I was ever actually gonna make it back on here. the past few months have been a whirlwind of doing lots of things but also not doing anything at all. it's been weird. 

Wednesday, 27 April 2016


hello hunnis! well today was a whirlwind of different weathers, we've had snow, hailstones, sweltering sunshine and rain all in the space of a few hours.

Wednesday, 13 April 2016


☆ hello again angels 

I've been away from blogging for a wee while. again. I've been so busy/stressed/sad/uninterested recently. they say if you're constantly feeling low that you should take up a hobby or something but how can you when you can hardly muster the energy to get out of bed some days? today will be the third day in just over a week that I'll have barely moved from my bedroom. thank the lord for netflix, snacks and slug dog. thankfully, I can get away with blaming it on the weather, since it's been absolutely horrific recently.

Wednesday, 23 March 2016


hello munchkins! it's been a little while since my last post, SOOO MUCH has been happening recently, I just haven't really had the time to sit down and write anything. but I'm back now, only with a super quick post though! I've actually been that busy that I've only just gotten around to starting a new tv series, two and a half weeks after finishing the only series of scream available. I'm currently on episode two of the tudors and so far, there has been no casualties in the form of me falling hard for an unattainable man. go me!

Saturday, 12 March 2016


it was such a beautiful day on monday just gone there but I woke up feeling totally drained. I toyed with the idea of shutting the curtains and hiding in my bed for the remainder of the day. but I guess I just couldn't pass up the opportunity to get some VIT D into my haggard feeling body.

Thursday, 3 March 2016


hello little people! I wanna write this quickly so I can grab a cup of tea, get into my bed and stick some horrendous 80's film on to try and cheer myself up a little bit.

Tuesday, 23 February 2016


ok, so lemme just start this thing off with

Tuesday, 9 February 2016


there's a lot of things completely wrong with this outfit.
first off, I'm wearing blue jeans. BLUE FUCKING JEANS HELLO, what the hell?? I want to pretend that I don't even know where they came from. I want to say I just found them down the back of my bed like a lost lonesome sock. I want to say a friend left them here 3 years ago.

Wednesday, 3 February 2016


aw maaaaaan I'm so over winter like, it's fucking baltic outside. over it. abso-fucking-lutely over it. absolutely. so done.

Saturday, 23 January 2016


how freaking ugly is this jacket huh??? I'm in love with it. it's funny how the media and society tell us what to fall in love with and what not to find beautiful. well I say fuck it, be attracted to ugly dogs, fall in love with ginger people, grow your lady hair and feel beautiful. be a dirty little bug if you wanna be.

I got this ugly lil thing in a charity shop for a fiver or something a few weeks ago. I just threw it on today for a short walk, I needed to get out of the stuffiness of my bedroom and clear my head for a little while. I also wore my boots, aw look at them, I haven't worn them in forever. also check out my sock, that one is from tesco.

this is my dog, he has a few different names, stupid dog, oli, butt butt, slugdog and he's a sociopath. he tries to scale the shed to escape from the garden, falls up the stairs, barks at the ceiling fan, attacks my dad anytime he comes near me, walks around behind the cat sniffing his butt, chases kids on skateboards, skates, running with footballs (he basically just chases kids really), tries to get in the shower with you, he runs away and falls down muddy ditches, he picks his food out the dish and throws it on the floor, he ate some of my shoes once. he's my best friend. 

Saturday, 16 January 2016


awh, my first blooger of 2016 and I guess I've been away quite a while, I haven't been on here in almost two months, my head's been all over the place and I haven't really had the time or energy to give to the blog.